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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

How to piss off a Fitblr:

A funny thing happened the other day… someone said something about fruit having too much sugar for them to loose weight. It pissed me off… pushed my bitchy fitness button and I was like “False. You shouldn’t even think about cutting fruit out of your diet.” and I was thinking “You offend me with your foolish disregard to one of God’s greatest gifts to the human body. How dare you! I can’t. I can’t even look at you.” 

And then I realized what was going through my mind. I rarely get pissed at people. But wow… my health nut reflexes have developed to scary proportions. I’d like to continue being a nice person but seriously don’t say…

  • “No, I don’t eat fruit, I don’t want to get fat from all the sugar!”
  • “Yeah, she’s pretty, but her thighs touch…”
  • “I don’t lift weights. I’m not looking to get all bulky and mannish.”
  • “Oatmeal? Ew.”
  • “Water weight? But I haven’t had any water in, like, a week!”
  • “How’s that diet going? Have you cheated yet?”
  • “Oh my God, I totally binged last night. I had like THREE cookies.”
  • “Peanut butter? Aren’t you on a diet?”

(via fightingformyfitness)

Today’s Intake

breakfast:

1 1/2 egg taco 

snacks:

baked chips

tomato salad

lunch/dinner:

whole grain pasta

dessert:

1 cup ice cream