A funny thing happened the other day… someone said something about fruit having too much sugar for them to loose weight. It pissed me off… pushed my bitchy fitness button and I was like “False. You shouldn’t even think about cutting fruit out of your diet.” and I was thinking “You offend me with your foolish disregard to one of God’s greatest gifts to the human body. How dare you! I can’t. I can’t even look at you.”
And then I realized what was going through my mind. I rarely get pissed at people. But wow… my health nut reflexes have developed to scary proportions. I’d like to continue being a nice person but seriously don’t say…
- “No, I don’t eat fruit, I don’t want to get fat from all the sugar!”
- “Yeah, she’s pretty, but her thighs touch…”
- “I don’t lift weights. I’m not looking to get all bulky and mannish.”
- “Oatmeal? Ew.”
- “Water weight? But I haven’t had any water in, like, a week!”
- “How’s that diet going? Have you cheated yet?”
- “Oh my God, I totally binged last night. I had like THREE cookies.”
- “Peanut butter? Aren’t you on a diet?”
(via fightingformyfitness)
breakfast:
1 1/2 egg taco
snacks:
baked chips
tomato salad
lunch/dinner:
whole grain pasta
dessert:
1 cup ice cream